A friend of mine emailed these to me today and I thought they were so funny.  I’d seen most of these, but not all.  I even made up the last one.  Got anymore?

(_!_) an ass
(__!__) fatass
(!) skinny ass
(x) tight ass
(_*_) sore ass
(_o_) asshole
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_zzz_) lazy ass
(_E=mc2_) smart ass
(_$_) money coming out of his ass
(_?_) dumb ass
(_!_) ass kisser